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jokesmymomwouldlike:

are you ever just like “lol white people” but then you’re like “wait i am a white people”

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orgasmic-humor:

This is so accurate it hurts

orgasmic-humor:

This is so accurate it hurts

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politicalsexkitten:

Really funny how people making fun of immigrants speaking “broken english” only know one fucking language.

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I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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sgtmarshmello:

This guy won the selfie game.

sgtmarshmello:

This guy won the selfie game.

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clarainclara:

I see no lies here

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ronaldkn0x:

this guy is listening to loud ass gospel music in the library and one of the workers asked him to turn it down and he said “YOU CANT TURN DOWN JESUS”

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black-frostbite:

shubbabang:

I know I’m not the only one who does this but you know when you have this like boundary around you when you’re sitting at a table or a desk that only you are allowed to be in 

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And then someone or something that isn’t yours

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gets in that space

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and you just

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Holy fuck finally someone who understands

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mistress-of-all-wanderlust:

obsessedwithfrozen42:

I was 100% sure this was going to be Hans

I AM DYING

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queenerestor:

Me too, Aragorn. Me too.

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umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

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nothing-but-a-hiddlesbatch-thang:

When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend

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firelorcl:

best headline of the day

firelorcl:

best headline of the day

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